Monday, December 10, 2007

WISFFL Front Office Announces WISBOWL Draft

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

As the first of many surprises in store for WISBOWL I Powered by SAP NetWeaver, the members of the WISFFL Front Office have announced a live draft that will take place on Wednesday, December 12, at 2 p.m.

WISFFL fans will be able to follow along on THIS BLOG beginning at 2. Picks will be posted as they happen, with each being individually announced by Steven A. Smith. Scott Priest will provide commentary, and Matt Moore and Nick Fox may be forced to defend the sensibility of their selections from his biting criticisms.

Rumor has it that Moore will be leaving his draft methodology in the capable hands of R.W. McQuarters, Richie Frahm, Jay Payton, and Quincy Douby, who will be sequestered in the Moore Money Moore Problems war room. Fox decided he would not have as much fun as Moore playing pretend, and will simply have Laura Casasanto as his sole draft advisor.

So, check back here beginning at 2 p.m. on Wednesday to see your name, or your favorite player's name, be announced.


WISBOWL INJURY REPORT
Las updated Monday, Dec. 10 at 10:30 a.m.

Injured Reserve
Joe Lauducci (ACL)
Alissa Nelson (Thumb)

Probable
Joanna Douillette (Quadricep, 4-Point Star Bruise)
Nick Fox (Thumb)
Matt Moore (Neck, Hip)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh it's just like elementary school gym all over again...

Hold on--I'm feeling the night terrors coming back...

Anonymous said...

Finally, an excuse to buy a bright red Armani suit with three-foot tails and an ascot and bowler hat. I hope I'm not making the Brady Quinn face as I'm passed over for quality linemen.