- Warnock, Adam, Jay Henry, and Branden MacKenzie all made their long-awaited debuts this past Wednesday in the second game of the spring season. While Henry was brand new to the roster this season, the others had previously been held back by skiing (Warnock), hangovers (MacKenzie), and a wealth of excuses disguising overall apathy (Adam).
All four players impressed on the field, including a long distance touchdown pass from Henry to MacKenzie, and two ridiculous sacks by a sneaky and blindingly quick Warnock. Adam was said to have stunned the members of Rescue! 911 when he decided to hustle a few times when he got the ball.
- Two more WISFFL players plan to make their debuts next week. Alissa Nelson will be reinstated from the Injured Reserve after realizing how much more exciting it can be to play rather than watch from the sidelines. Cara Bradley will also be making her first appearance as a player following her stint as the first ever WISFFL referee at WISBowl I Powered by SAP NetWeaver. This will be the first time a conference coordinator will suit up to play.
- Quarterback Davin Wilfrid has yet to step onto the field this season. He has been to the doctors to be examined a few times following the beating he took at the hand of Joanna Douillette and Stephanie Smith during the WISBowl. A recent analysis of Wilfrid's brain can be seen here. Not surprising, there appears to be no room for "quarterback decision-making skills" in his brain.
- There are rumblings that the WISFFL will be instituting open hunting season for poachers at Joe Lauducci ACL Memorial Stadium in order to take care of the recent dog infestation problems.
- Following his appearance at the TNA Lockdown pay-per-view last Sunday, WISFFL co-chairman Matt Moore is hoping to sign a deal with the company to appear in a way similar to Pacman Jones last year. When contacted about this news, TNA Wrestling president Dixie Carter said, "Who?"
- On the sidelines during Wednesday's game, Sean Edwards held an impromptu interview session to declare his eligibility for next weekend's NFL Draft. He was forced to address concerns after recently losing to Alissa in his 40-yard dash race with her at the WISFFL combine. In addition, there have been reports of Edwards engaging in a bar fight at The Four's with Montreal Canadiens fans following game four of the Habs' series with the Boston Bruins.
- It appears that rumors of an over-35 team forming were grossly exaggerated. Fans don't know whether to upset that the showdown will not happen or whether to be happy that they won't have to see every high-level manager at WIS go down with an injury.
- There are, however, reports are swirling about a battle of the sexes match-up pitting a select group of female WIS employees taking on a group of male employees. Potential captain of the men's team Matt Moore is confident that the girls would be shut out and even listed his probably starting lineups for possible women's captain Joanna. This was followed by approximately two minutes of football strategy among the girls and then 30 minutes of discussion of t-shirt designs.
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